Mickey Thompson’s cake review: part 3

Today Howard was cross and he went away and came back again with a big bag of mixed cakes. He got them from the cake shop. In the bag there were a lot of different cakes.  I am going to write a review about the bag of mixed cakes.

1. There was a thing called a carrot cake but it wasn’t orange like a carrot, it was brown like a cake, but it did have bits of dark orange stuff in, which could have been carrot, but it didn’t taste of carrot, it tasted of cake. It had soft icing on top and a carrot on top of that, but it wasn’t a real carrot, it was a model of a carrot. It didn’t taste like a carrot, it tasted like a sweet, but not quite as nice. Ortrud liked this cake and I had some of it too.

2. And there was a piece of chocolate cake, which was very dark brown. Some chocolate cakes are paler brown. Some are almost black. This one was quite wet. Some chocolate cakes are quite dry. And it was very nice. All chocolate cakes are nice. I ate all of this cake apart from a small bit of it which Purvis took before I could stop him getting it.

3. And there was a jam doughnut. It didn’t have any nuts in it, it had jam in it. The jam was very nice. It was bright red. I like this kind of jam very much. It was much better than the usual jam we have, which is quite nice but there is more stuff in it and it is not as bright and not as sweet. This was more of a purer jam, and a very pretty colour. I don’t know why we can’t have this kind of jam more often, not just in the doughnut, as it would go very well on a lot of different things, like toast, or bread, or with other cakes, or just on a spoon. The doughnut was very nice and it would have been even nicer if there had been a little bit more of the jam.

4. And there was a thing called a slice of bread pudding. Howard said this counts as a cake. I liked this very much. It was a very solid thing, and quite wet. There were bits of fruit in it, and bits of sugar on it. I couldn’t find any bread.

5. And there was a thing called a macaroon. This was very nice. It was round and big and flat and chewy, which I wasn’t expecting. It would have been even nicer if we’d had some of that bright red jam to put all over it.

Love from Mickey Thompson x

Be-winged Sausage

Sausage wasn’t too keen on this outfit, but I think he looks charming.

Cake/biscuit review – by Mickey Thompson

The MANOR house cake had good crumbs and now we’ve got biscuits called custARD creAms but they do not have custArd or creAm they have pale yellow stuff in them and it is very very nice. And the outside bit and there is a triangle in the middle. [as corrected 02.08.10]

Love from Mickey Thompson xx

Cake review – by Mickey Thompson

I am going to rite cake reviews abowt cakes I eat.

Number 1 – Manner House Cake

I went to the corner shop and I wanted to get one of eech cake but Howerd said no so this review is just about one cake only which is called a manner house cake. The manner house cake comes in a box and I was expecting it to be shaped like a house but it wasn’t, it was shaped like a normal cake shape, which is round. This cake tasted very, very nice. It also made a lot of good crumbs.

Love from Mickey Thompson x

Sausage shame

I’ve received the following message from the parent of a very young Clumsies fan:

Subject: Sausage shame

You may like to be aware that as Ed, Ben and I sat down for breakfast

at a fancy hotel over the bank holiday weekend, the waiter brought Ben

a whole sausage on a plate. This was the first time Ben had been given

a whole one and he held it aloft and said ‘Look! Sausage! Mickey

Thompson got one of them.’

Thank you, Ben, you are very right: Mickey Thompson does indeed got one of them. I hope you enjoyed your sausage as much as Mickey Thompson always enjoys his, and everybody else’s when he gets the chance.

‘The Distance of the Moon’

From Italo Calvino’s Cosmicomics

‘This was how we did the job: in the boat we had a ladder: one of us held it, another climbed to the top, and a third, at the oars, rowed until we were right under the Moon: that’s why there had to be so many of us…In reality, from the top of the ladder, standing erect on the last rung, you could just touch the Moon if you held your arms up. We had taken the measurements carefully (we didn’t yet suspect that she was moving away from us); the only thing you had to be very careful about was where you put your hands…”

Fun Stuff!

The kind people at HarperCollins have given us some Clumsies-related stuff to do, so if you fancy making a drawing, some biscuits or a mess click on the page marked ‘Fun Stuff’ and get cracking. And then send me the results (especially the biscuits).

Wee Dougie

Here is a picture of my much-loved copy of Dougal’s Scottish Holiday, by Eric Thompson, which I mentioned here: http://ow.ly/1UYtk

We don’t want to be thought failures though, do we?‘ said Brian.

Why not?‘ said Dougal.

I think that’s a very good question, Dougal.

Keeping a notebook

When I was ’studying art’ the importance of keeping a notebook was pressed upon us. At the time I wasn’t so sure but now I like it, although I wish I could do it legibly. For example:

large choc bic or MR, M& B about t take and H has to snarth it. B v angry. passing plate fever & fever SH&P do denpn box asn magiber.’

See what I mean? Well really.

From Marlon and Alfie

I’ve received these lovely letters and drawings from MARLON and ALFIE. Thank you! (You can click on each picture to see it bigger)